About Me

I hate spiders, not that they do anything specifically to me I just don't like them. Oh and by the way, they always bring their friends. If you find one in your room and squish it. Keep looking. There are others.

I hate things that fly at my head.

I don't like having people know that I'm the one taking a shit on the toilet. I will wait until they leave the bathroom before I leave stall. I don't want them to know I was the one who had inflicted that damage on the toilet. Weird I know. But if you already know I'm going in there for that, like, I announce it to the world, no biggie. Heck, I may even warn you not to go in there.

I don't like being talked to while I'm on the toilet doin' da business. Please it's the only time I really get to myself can I have it in peace? I won't be long. I promise.

I despise flies. They are absolutely the most annoying insect god has ever created. Enough said.

I hate people who try to blame me for shit I didn't do. It's not my fault you are a fuck up. Look at someone else buddy.

I hate opening a cupboard door and bending down to pick something up, sitting up really fast and smacking the corner of the door on the top of your head. That really annoys me. I also hate running into shit, or hitting parts of your body on things that could have easily been avoided. I hate it even worst when it hurts real bad.

I hate it when I remind myself about a million times to not forget something very important. And then I reach my destination and have forgotten it.

I hate letting people down.

I don't like seeing people upset.

I dislike it when people sing karaoke. It's not the karaoke I hate. It when the same people pick the same song, week after week after week after week. Ok we've heard you sing this before. You aren't bad, lets grow and sing something else. Here, let me scary-oke you.

I think it's annoying when someone makes up stuff to tries to sound like they know what they are talking about. You aren't fooling anyone. Go away.

I hate complainers. It's ok to bitch and moan. But if it's all you do. Get a new hobby. You are acting like a 5 year old child not getting their way.

I like Avril Lavigne, Madonna, Christina Aguilera, and Justin Timberlake. Bite me.

I play RPGs. With a mechanical pencil, some paper, and all the funky-ass dice.

I love all music. If there were one thing I couldn't live without, that would be it.

I would like to learn to play the guitar, but practice makes perfect and I just don't devote enough of myself to it. I hate myself to that.

I like the rain.

I enjoy dancing in it, splashing in mud puddles, and having mud wrestling competitions. With girls.

I love winning, and despise loosing. Though I am not as much a poor loser as I used to be. If I know it gets on your nerves, I may become a poor winner. Sucker.

I'm a nerd.

If I have told you I love you, I meant it. I wouldn't say if I didn't mean it. It's the truth.

I'm hungry. Where's SGT A? I am going to go get him I think.