I have switched brands!

Put a Fork in Me, I'm Done.
The past couple of days have been pretty hard. I had a tension migraine Tuesday night that floored me. It started as a headache at 1700 while I was eating dinner. I put on some American Dad and started falling asleep in my chair so I decided to move to my bed. I was woken up by a few phone calls of my Sergeants taking an accountability check. Basically making sure I was alive and well. Though I was already awake to begin with when the phone started ringing that was when the terror began. It was 2100. I was hurting so bad. I tried so hard to tough it out. Change positions, get rid of the blankets, hide under the blankets, turn off the heat, turn on the heat, I even stooped down to a level that I rarely get to. I took two Tylenol PM 500mgs to help me get through the night. It didn't help. I knocked on Sgt. Shepherds door and thankfull she was still up at 2230 and I had her take me to the doctor. I was seen right away, and the Captain, who on the civillian side was also a headache specialist gave me an IV, hooked me up with his "special concoction" which included some benadryl and some sort of anti-inflammatory and by 0200 I was on my way back home. I was so loopy I had felt as though I had just woken up from some antiseptic. I was given 24 hours bed rest to help recover and the next day I was still out of it.

RAW!
Lucifer is now on Raw. I had to switch brands because Smackdown wasn't paying me enough money and I was tired of it. After wining the championship belt and defending it 3 times I was screwed my McMahon and I decided to say fuck it and move to Raw. So far so good. Although it took a long time to get me into a title match I won and have definded that belt 3 times so far as well. I am currently ranked #1 in the Power 25 wrestlers, and kicking MAJOR ass and taking names.
With a combined record of 83 wins and 18 losses, don't let my record fool you. This game is harder and a few matches, no matter what you do, you are forced to loose. Which really, really blows. BIG TIME. I have purchased all of the move sets, and am saving the money to create my minions. Watch out world of WWE it's about to get nastified! (no you cannot use that phrase I am copywriting it)