Book 'em Danno!

Today was pretty exciting.

First of all I must give my repects to Gary Gygax. A co-creator of DnD which has pretty much spawned the roleplaying genre. Can we take a moment please?
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Now that we got that out of the way... today was exciting. I went to TND to pick up an order. That was unexciting. After that we had staged the convoy just outside the gate so we can move as one group. I was in front and all of the trucks were following behind. The second truck had just gotten into position when the MP had pulled up and said to me that he had stolen something and took him away. Well for some reason they had let him go and let him drive in the convoy. No big deal I suppose.

Then we got to CIF staged the trucks and began unloading the covoy. One truck at a time, we searched them and the driver, and waived them on their way. The third truck came by and we caught the driver trying to hide some shirts and sock in the door mold. We parked his truck just outside of the gate and took a picture of him holding his stolen goods and then called the MPs. The following two trucks that came by also tried to steal stuff. The second guy was thought it was no big deal. He tried to steal one pair of gloves.
The third guy tried to steal 3 pair of shoes. When I saw all of t hose things I was cursing. F this, and F you. What the f is this. Well, he was blowing me off and started to light a ciggarette. My Iraqi Lieutenant slapped the ciggarette out of his hand and the thief then almost punched my Lieutenant! I had one hand on my pistol stook in between them and grabbed the dude by the collar of his shirt and told him he will not fuckin' touch my lieutenant or else. He tried to fight then noticed my hand on my pistol and his eyes got all wide and big and then he sat down in the sade next to the other culprits.

Man what a day.