Packing List:
Your shit = 1 set
Safety brief for water excursions:
Don't drown. If you do find yourself drowning don't drown recovery personnel . If recovering a drowning person do not drown yourself. If recovery operations fail, tell the press recovery personnel drowned trying to rescue you and succeeded.
End safety brief.
Risk assessment is:
Fucking beavers followed by miscellaneous noises.
End brief.
Friday, May 07, 2010
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